SECTION 03
RECOVERED FIELD EVIDENCE
The game is
already alive.
XenoEtiquette has been tested with real players, at real events, with real reactions. This is not a promise — it is a record.
FIELD VERIFIED
16
Playtests Completed
32
Participants
96%
Positive Feedback
0
Registered Observers
PARTICIPANT TESTIMONIES — CLASSIFIED FIELD REPORTS
FIELD AGENT
SUBJ-047
I was trying to explain a three-armed wave to someone who couldn't see it. We both started laughing mid-disaster. I've never had that in a game before.
— K.L. — Playtest Event Berlin
MISSION CONTROL
SUBJ-091
The moment when you realise you've been describing the wrong gesture the entire time is genuinely hilarious. My partner was doing the threat dance for six minutes.
— R.M. — Helsinki Prototype Session
OBSERVER
SUBJ-023
I was watching from outside. The agent was completely convinced they were being polite. The alien was clearly furious. I could not stop laughing.
— Anonymous — SPGameLab Demo
FIELD AGENT
SUBJ-112
The alien just stared at us. And we both knew we'd failed. But we couldn't stop laughing about how we got there. That's when I knew this was something special.
— T.H. — University Game Session
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE — BUREAU FILES
★
BUREAU VERIFICATION — ALL EVIDENCE AUTHENTICATED
All testimonies, statistics, and photographic evidence were collected from real playtests conducted 2026. No content is fabricated or simulated.


