SECTION 06
BUREAU RECRUITMENT — OPEN PROGRAMME
Apply for the
Playtest Programme.
The Bureau is actively recruiting test subjects. Previous experience with alien civilisations is not required. Previous experience with catastrophic miscommunication is considered an asset.
OPEN RECRUITMENT
WHAT TO EXPECT
→1–2 hour session
→Partner assigned beforehand
→10-min role briefing included
→Feedback form after session
SELECT YOUR ROLE
FIELD AGENT◎
You face the alien. You describe. You act. You have no manual — only instincts and a voice in your ear.
MISSION CONTROL◈
142 SLOTS OPENYou hold the complete alien protocol manual. You guide without seeing. Your information is perfect. Your communication is not.
OBSERVER◫
WAITLIST ONLYYou watch both screens simultaneously. You understand everything. You cannot say a word. The funniest experience available to a human.
SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION
FIELD AGENT◎
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